Ever find yourself realizing that No-Shave November is coming up but all you can do is grow one measly little hair? Or perhaps your sweetheart wants to come over to do some hot and steamy stuff but you’re just not ready there yet? Well, now there’s no need to worry! With the MEN’S pocky, you don’t need to worry about any sort of masculine issues. It’s perfect to go alongside DUDE wipes.
Alright, now what in the world makes Men’s Pocky so special,
other than being made of ground-up men? (Like baby oil being made of babies) For one thing, it’s small. A good size to fit in your breast pocket, so that they can turn into a melted mess for you to pull out on that important business trip.
The chocolate flavor is strong, but not overwhelmingly so. It’s a darker chocolate (a manlier chocolate), so don’t expect a nice and creamy flavor; no, this is a sharp and sophisticated flavor, made for the manliest of men. The biscuit stick nicely offsets the sharp chocolate with a slightly sweetened taste.
I haven’t grown a dick yet. Or any sort of facial hair.
They lied to me.
The pocky sticks are short, so you can’t stick them behind your lips and pretend you’re a walrus. I suppose you could be a baby walrus. I hear those are manly.
The Men’s pocky is good. Small and sophisticated, perfect travel size, but don’t count on them to make you grow facial hair. It has a defined taste that is sharper than original pocky, and gives it the flair of a mature adult who doesn’t want milk chocolate.
Milk chocolate is for the weak.