About me

Tis I, the subpar cookie jar!

Other than sitting on your kitchen counter filled with a batch of cookies your grandmother baked who-knows-how-long-ago and collecting dust, I like to eat food. Yes, I am a cannibalistic cookie jar.

This cookie jar in particular isn’t the best, but it isn’t the worst. However, I wouldn’t say that it’s average, no. I’d say it’s more of a subpar cookie jar.
Likes: Junk food, games, music, and meat.
Dislikes: Vegetables, tea, bees, and being told to wait for food.